David Blakeslee/ 19.

Seattle/ New York/ Ohio.

Writer/ Filmmaker/ Student.
Reblogged from heyfucknuts  17 notes

christiannightmares:

Promo video for See You at the Strip Pole (For more info, visit Save Portland From Hell; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/3945468509/breaking-from-fox-news-pole-dancing-for-jesus)

imagine… your pastor getting an awkward boner while holding your hand watching a stripper

imagine… getting thrown out of the club for using fake currency

imagine… portland not caring about your “grass roots movement” and this being an embarrassing nightmare 

imagine